‘Cremains’ on TV?

I have some news that I’m rather excited about, which is that I’ve been invited by BooksOffice to submit my novel “Cremains” for possible adaptation as a movie or TV series.

Vote for "Cremains" to be adapted into a movie or TV series.

Although BooksOffice has a judging panel of professionals, they’re also relying on a public vote to help them to decide which book(s) to select, so I’d be really grateful for your support.

It’s a fairly simple process to cast your votes, and after you register as a “Reader/Viewer” at https://booksoffice.com/ :

  1. CLICK ON THE ‘PROJECTS’ OR ‘VOTING’ TAB IN THE TOP MENU BAR
  2. SCROLL DOWN THROUGH THE BOOKS TILL YOU FIND “CREMAINS”
  3. CLICK ON THE ‘VOTE’ BUTTON UNDERNEATH “CREMAINS”
  4. CLICK ON THE TICKET ICON AND ENTER THE NUMBER OF TICKETS YOU WANT TO GIVE. YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL 5 OF YOUR VOTES IF YOU SO WISH!

Each vote is eligible to win a Kindle or £100 in Amazon vouchers, and if you’re interested, there are more details here on how to like the book itself, get more voting tickets, etc: http://booksoffice.com/voting-guidelines-for-readers/

Hopefully, all of this will only take a few minutes, and I’d be eternally grateful for your help in getting “Cremains” onto the big or small screen – or any size screen really.

Readers’ Favorite 5-Star Review for ‘Quest for the Holey Snail’

'Quest for the Holey Snail' cover

“Quest for The Holey Snail by Rob Johnson is a brilliant fantasy glittering with hilarious humor.” – Olga Markova for Readers’ Favorite


I’m not sure I’ve ever had quite such a glowing review of any of my books, and it’s from one of the biggest book review sites on the Internet.

Here’s some more:

“Quest for The Holey Snail was my first meet-and-greet with Rob Johnson’s novels. I found this one remarkable for its generously abundant next-to-none humor. I loved it at least as much as Robert Rankin’s The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. Johnson’s unique humor kept me initially chuckling until it got me laughing to tears at the hilarious characters and their adventures. And humor apart, the tale has everything a fan of fantasy may wish for; a breathtaking supernatural adventure, page-turning suspense, and an intricate plot. Indeed, it left me feeling like I had never lived before reading it!”

Click here if you’d like to read the review in full.

Click here to view/buy “Quest for the Holey Snail”