Out Now! ‘A Kilo of String’

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Everything you never realised you wanted to know about Greece or didn’t dare to ask.

A Kilo of String is now available in e-book and paperback formats from Amazon.

'A Kilo of String' cover

Cover design by Penny Philcox © 2017

After living in Greece for thirteen years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his partner Penny found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.

A Kilo of String is the story-so-far of this not-particularly-plucky couple’s often bewildering experiences among the descendants of Sophocles, Plato and Nana Mouskouri with occasional digressions into total irrelevances.

This is a book which is almost guaranteed not to change your life, but what it will do is answer many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:

How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room?

Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association?

Why are chicken livers useful (other than to the chickens themselves)?

Why is it a good idea to wear your underwear inside-out?

Why is playing the bassoon bad for your health?

Oh yes, and there are some serious bits too about how life in Greece has changed since the beginning of the economic crisis.

A Kilo of String is loosely based on Rob Johnson’s podcast series of the same name, which is free to listen to and download. (See below.)

Click here to read the opening chapters.

Click here to read reviews.

Click here to buy.

Podcasts

“We are all Greeks. Our laws, our literature, our religion, our arts have their root in Greece”
Percy Bysshe Shelley

If you want to know what it’s really like in Greece, have a listen to:A Kilo of String – a series of short podcasts about my – often bizarre – experiences as a Brit living in Greece with the occasional digression into total irrelevances.

I’ve also started another series of podcasts called One Thing and Another, episodes of which aren’t necessarily about Greece (although the first one is).

Follow Rob Johnson on Google+

My interview in Expat.com Magazine

Photo from Expat.com interview

Photo of the author hard at work

Ooh er, I’ve been interviewed by Expat.com Magazine about life in Greece to coincide with the publication of my new book, A Kilo of String.

“Rob Johnson is a self-described ‘reluctant olive farmer’ and an author in Greece. Originally from England, Rob has just published his new book, ‘A Kilo of String’, which gives fellow expats and anyone thinking of moving to Greece some insight into the oddities and unique aspects of living there. Rob tells Expat.com a bit about how he’s finding day to day life in Greece, olives and all.”

If you’d like to read the full interview (or just look at the pictures), you can find the article at Writing novels and farming olives: An English expat in Greece.

Living in Greece

Awesome Indies Seal of Approval!

I’m delighted to say that all of my books have now been approved by Awesome Indies, which means that:

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“Publishing industry professionals have evaluated these books against specific criteria for quality fiction.”

Lifting the Lid received the Awesome Indies Seal of Approval some time ago, but more recently, Heads You Lose and Quest for the Holey Snail have also been approved.

Click on the title of each book if you’d like to read the full reviews.

‘Lifting the Lid’ & ‘Heads You Lose’ price drop

Yes, bot'Lifting the Lid' and 'Heads You Lose' countdown dealh books in the Lifting the Lid comedy thriller series are currently only 99p (UK) and 99c (US) – but for a few days only.

Here are some recent reviews for Lifting the Lid

‘An easy read with a fun plot that keeps you guessing and chuckling in equal measure. Give it a go. You won’t regret it.’

‘It kept me chuckling along right to the end. A thoroughly gripping yarn.’

‘Loved it. Just about to read the sequel. You’ve gained another fan. Keep writing!!’

And for Heads You Lose

‘This book was so good I could not put it down. Very funny.’

‘Great sequel to Lifting the Lid. A fun adventure. Didn’t want it to end.’

‘A wonderful holiday read, with another well-planned plot. Can’t wait for the next one!’

 

Paperback edition of ‘Quest for the Holey Snail’ – Available now

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Quest for the Holey Snail is now available as a paperback as well as an e-book.

“Not just another book about serial-killing monks who travel through time and wear Union Jack flip-flops.”Unusual Footwear Monthly

Click here to read the opening chapters.

Click here to read the reviews so far.

‘Quest for the Holey Snail’ paperback edition – Coming soon

'Quest for the Holey Snail' paperback coverThe paperback edition of ‘Quest for the Holey Snail’ will be published very soon. Just waiting for the proof copy, and if all’s well, the “proper book” will be available in about ten days from now.

In the meantime, the ebook edition is available at viewBook.at/Quest

‘Quest for the Holey Snail’ – Available now!

My new novel, Quest for the Holey Snail, is now available as an e-book from Amazon. (Paperback edition to follow soon.)

'Quest for the Holey Snail' cover

Cover design by Penny Philcox © 2016

HALF PRICE FOR A LIMITED PERIOD ONLY (£0.99  $0.99  €0.99)

“Not just another book about serial-killing monks who travel through time and wear Union Jack flip-flops.” – Unusual Footwear Monthly

Click here for more information about the book.

Click here to read the opening chapters.

Click here to buy Quest for the Holey Snail ebook.