‘A Kilo of String’ only 99p in the UK and 99c in the US for a few days only

The Kindle edition of A Kilo of String is currently on offer at 99p in the UK and 99c in the US but for a few days only.

After living in Greece for many years, author and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his wife Penny found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.

This book answers many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:

How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room?

'A Kilo of String' 99p in the UK and 99c in the US for a few days only.

Also available as an audiobook.

‘Cremains’ only 99p in the UK until the end of July 2026

Cremains 99p in UK until end of July

‘Cremains’ – Book 1 in my comedy crime caper series – is on a Kindle Monthly Deal in the UK for just 99p until the end of July.

It’s also free everywhere on Kindle Unlimited, and the same goes for all my books.

When petty crook Max Dempsey finds himself deep in debt to a dodgy undertaker, he agrees to do a “little job” to pay it off, but it’s a job that sets him on course for a deadly encounter with a family of psychopathic gangsters.

‘Cremains’ only 99p in the UK until the end of July

‘Cremains’ – Book 1 in my comedy crime caper series – is on a Kindle Monthly Deal for just 99p until the end of July.

It’s also free everywhere on Kindle Unlimited, and the same goes for all my books.

Here are a few of the comments from readers so far:

“Another rollicking ride from this master of the genre!”

“Kept me laughing and giggling all the way through this funny funny book.”

“Johnson hits the ‘dead centre’ of black comedy.”

“This was one of the funniest books I ever read.”

“I have found a new favorite author.”

“Loved it! A genuinely fun read, with plenty of plot twists to keep the reader hooked.”

“Finally someone who knows how to tell a story!”

“A hilarious comedy that keeps you on the edge of your seat.”

“This is one heck of a crime caper with hilarious twists and turns galore.”

And here’s a particular favourite of mine:

“If there were more violence in the story I would have bet Guy Ritchie would have turned it into a movie.”

So, if you happen to read this, Mr Ritchie, I wouldn’t mind if you wanted to add some violent bits. 🙂