“Grave Expectations” – Out now!

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Following on from The Undertaking (the second book in the Cremains comedy caper series), Grave Expectations picks up the story of Max, Alan and Scratch and their struggling undertaker business.

Once again on the brink of financial disaster, along comes a woman who Max met very briefly in Cremains — a dominatrix with a supposedly foolproof plan to rob a bank.

What they hadn’t bargained for, though, was that the bank job was just the beginning of a catastrophic series of events including blackmail, betrayal, murder and an unwelcome brush with organised crime.

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‘Grave Expectations’ – New novel available to pre-order now

‘Grave Expectations’ is the third book in the ‘Cremains’ comedy caper series. Available to pre-order now and published on Friday 17th January

Following on from The Undertaking (the second book in the Cremains comedy caper series), Grave Expectations picks up the story of Max, Alan and Scratch and their struggling undertaker business.

Once again on the brink of financial disaster, along comes a woman who Max met very briefly in Cremains — a dominatrix with a supposedly foolproof plan to rob a bank.

What they hadn’t bargained for, though, was that the bank job was just the beginning of a catastrophic series of events including blackmail, betrayal, murder and an unwelcome brush with organised crime.

The ebook is available to pre-order now, and it will be delivered to whatever reading device you use on Friday 17th January. You’d also be paying at least half the price (99p/99c) that you’d pay after publication day.

Click here to pre-order ‘Grave Expectations’

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Click here to read the opening chapters

New novel out now – ‘The Undertaking’

Book 2 in the Cremains comedy caper series is available now as an e-book and paperback from Amazon.

“If business didn’t pick up soon, we’d be staring into the abyss of what economists might call ‘totally screwed’.”

But as chance would have it, Max Dempsey and Partners: Funeral Directors are about to be saved from financial ruin by a mysterious stranger with a wad of cash. It was the first time they’d been asked to collect a body from France, but what could possibly go wrong?

For a start, the body in question isn’t at all what they’d been expecting, and all of a sudden Max and his partners find themselves catapulted into a world of espionage, blackmail, kidnapping, double-dealing and Russian assassins.

The name’s Dempsey. Max Dempsey. Shaken, stirred and totally freaked out.

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‘The Undertaking’ – New novel available to pre-order now

‘The Undertaking’ is the second book in the ‘Cremains’ comedy caper series. Available to pre-order now and published on Thursday 23rd March.

Following on from the first book in the Cremains comedy caper series, which oddly enough was called Cremains, the sequel is finally ready for publication.

The Undertaking picks up the story of Max, Alan and Scratch not long after they’ve taken over the running of Danny Bishop’s funeral parlour.

But the business is heading for financial disaster until Max and co are offered a substantial amount of money to collect a body from France. It sounded a simple enough undertaking, so what could possibly go wrong?

To find out, you can pre-order the ebook now, it will be delivered to whatever reading device you use on Thursday 23rd March. You’d also be paying at least half the price (99p/99c) that you’d pay after publication day.

Click here to pre-order ‘The Undertaking’

Click here for more details

Click here to read the opening chapter